Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
it glows. i had to have it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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