K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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