Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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