i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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