After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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