Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ugly people sure do ruin things
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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