Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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