Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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