I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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