thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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