Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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