piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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