You really coming over, don't trick.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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