Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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