Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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