Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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