Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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