you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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