why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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