I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Is it because I queefed?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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