what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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