super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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