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A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I am one with the molecules
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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