She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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