Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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