The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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