why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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