She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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