Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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