I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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