I wish i was in the wii world.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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