He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
