You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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