help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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