Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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