Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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