Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
