glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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