Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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