I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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