Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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