"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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