who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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