Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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