you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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