Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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