I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
