um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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