i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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