i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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