I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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