Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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