forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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