Your mouth is God's brothel.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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