I'm so fucking centered right now
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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