just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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