She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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